You And Me - DA DA DAM

I wish you smelled a little funny

Not just funny really bad

We could roam the streets forever

Just Iike cats but we’d never stray

I sometimes wish you were a mermaid

I could raise you in the tub at home

We could take a swim together

On weekly day trips to the bay

Oh-oh you and me

It’d be only you and me

Oh-oh you and me

It’d be only you and me

You and me

I wish you were a little bigger

Not just big but really fat

Doors you would no longer fit through

In my bed you would have to stay

I often wish that you had feathers

I’d keep you in a giant cage

All day long I’d sit and watch you

I’d sing for you and that would be okay

Oh-oh you and me

It’d be only you and me

Oh-oh you and me

It’d be only you and me

You and me

People say there are plenty of fish

In the sea, baby, all I do is wish

I wish, I wish, I wish you were a little slower

Not just slow but pa- pa- pa- paralyzed

Then I could plug you into a socket

So you could never run away

I really wish that you were smaller

Not just small but really really short

So I could put you in my pocket

And carry you around all day

Oh-oh you and me

It’d be only you and me

Oh-oh you and me

It’d be only you and me

You and me

You and me