Downaging - Dad Rocks!

I found a broken-winged cormorant

that looked exactly like me after tour

I know that I am changing

And I’m not downaging anymore

Between these mountains

at the lakes I found a cure

The next drive north everything seemed so unsure

But my band still rocks!

And I became a boy when I received

my first Happy Meal toy

And I noticed a pair of breasts

and I did what I could

I did my very own best

To get this girl undressed

but I sadly failed the test

You let me know

that you’re made of snow

and that you will melt

if you are held

You’d melt into the lake

and each day I’d have a taste