Nether Zombie Pigman Minecraft Rap - Dan Bull

Pigman

My name’s Dan and I’m a Pigman

Let me show around the nether, Pigman

My name’s Dan and I’m a Pigman hanging with my Pigman gang

And we’ll be found underground deep down in the nether

Nether region covered by a brown bit of leather

With a wibble and a wobble through the purple portal

You’re living in a world that’ll hurt all mortals

Stay alert or you’ll hurtle and fall in a gorge

And the gore that results will be awful, caution

You better be warned to be cautious

Never snort nether wart in the nether fortress

Hope you thought to have brought enough torches

This isn’t the sort of resort to be thoughtless

Enduring it will take up all your resources

You could end up on the floor feeling nauseous

Did you fall for us, of course, this is courtship, no?

Soz your lordship, I thought we could all kiss

Fed up and we’re bored of you calling us porkers

We’re the Pigmen and we’re all frigging gorgeous

Pigman

My name’s Dan and I’m a Pigman

Let me show around the nether, Pigman

My name’s Dan and I’m a Pigman hanging with my Pigman gang

We’re the Pigmen

Live in a den with other Pigmen

I consider my friends, you’ll find the Pigmen

In the Obsidian dimension, where the Pigmen live in a big pig pen

The other Pigmen claim I’m a clever clogs

So let me tell you all about the other nether mobs

In the nether, I wonder whether you’ve ever seen a

Wither with a skeleton

With a wither skeleton

Have you ever been aghast

At a ghast as it blasts

Burning gas at your ass

That could shatter a glass

So attack!

And when the thing disappears

It can ac-tually bring you to tears

Like a sad book or some tragic news

Or perhaps a man hug from a magma cube

I assume that isn’t gonna happen again

Like a baby pig sat on the back of a hen

Be warned of the lust for chasing the blaze rod

Or you’ll end up more lost than a stray dog

In trouble, lava bubbles like a hot tub of Radox

You’re just another name jotted in the case log

Longer than the list of the mobs in this place

There’s plenty more brought friends to play with

Have you fought twenty blazes

Avoided Enderman gazes?

Attempt to make sense of the empty page

Though the map won’t show how immense this cave is

Like Big Ben, it’s surrounded by Pigmen

Ooh political, can you tell what I did there?

Pigman

My name’s Dan and I’m a Pigman

Let me show around the nether, Pigman

My name’s Dan and I’m a Pigman hanging with my Pigman gang

We’re the Pigmen

Live in a den with other Pigmen

I consider my friends, you’ll find the Pigmen

In the Obsidian dimension, where the Pigmen live in a big pig pen

Pig pig men, pig pig men

Pig pig men, piggy pig pig men

Pig pig men, pig pig men

Piggedy piggedy piggedy piggedy pig pig men