Actor With A Loaded Gun - Dan Croll

Did you tell them I was comin'?

Did you tell them I’m new here?

Can we stop and buy some flowers?

'Cause I feel bad, I just bought beer

What if I spoil the fun?

What if I’m overcome?

Like an actor with a loaded gun

Met a girl, she’s a florist

And, oh, so modest about her career

But her boyfriend could talk for us

He’s an eagle pioneer

What if I spoil the fun?

What if I’m overcome?

Like an actor with a loaded gun

I’ve been called robotic

And tense to name a few

So I’m tryin' my best to be soft

Around the edges just for you

What if I spoil the fun?

What if I’m overcome?

Like an actor with a loaded gun

This isn’t a party

It’s a social interview

It determines my hierarchy

Between the strong and those confused

What if I spoil the fun?

What if I’m overcome?

Like an actor with a loaded gun

I’m an actor with a loaded gun