I Drink Beer - Dan Reeder

The man who was usually careful

Met the man who just didn’t care

They went to the house

Of the man or a mouse

And met the mailman there

And the man with a plan

And the man on a mission

And the man who could do no wrong

They all stood around in the kitchen

And sang the following song

I drink beer to improve my mind

In the the war, help mankind

Through these dark and trying times

Hey, batter-batter-batter

Hey, batter, hey

Swing, batter, swing, hey

Swing away

Swing for the fence and live for the day

Put your life in Jesus' hands

Shut your eyes just as tight as you can

And swing like a man, like a man, like a man

I drink beer to boost retail sales

Save those dolphins, save those whales

I drink beer for the revolution

Hey, batter-batter-batter

Hey, batter, hey

Swing, batter, swing, hey

Swing away

Swing for the fence and live for the day

Put your life in Jesus' hands

Shut your eyes just as tight as you can

And swing like a man, like a man, like a man

'Cause we are men

Men we shall remain

We shall remain men

Until we go home

We are men

Men we shall remain

We shall remain men

Until we go home