I Can Do That - Dan Zanes, Derick K. Grant

I’m watchin’Sis

Go pitterpat.

Said,

«I can do that,

I can do that.»

Knew ev’ry step

Right off the bat.

Said,

«I can do that,

I can do that.»

One morning Sis won’t go to dance class

I grabbed her shoes and tights and all,

But my foot’s too small,

So,

I stuff her shoes

With extra socks,

Run seven blocks

In nothin’flat.

Hell,

I can do that,

I can do that.

I got to class

And had it made,

And so I stayed

The rest of my life.

All thanks to Sis

(Now married and fat),

I can do this.

That I can do!

I can do that.