Loser - Dangerous Toys

Seein' double, livin' single

Night club frustrated tryin' to mingle

There’s a girl dancin' over there

She’s got very fascinating hair

But I can’t work up the nerve to do my schpeel

With my big foot stuck in my mouth

I end up talkin' like a heel

Cuz I’m a loser, not a schmoozer

And a no luck in woman cruiser

I’m a dog without a leash, a jigsaw puzzle lookin' for a piece

I’m a kid without a toy, I am the world’s forgotten boy

Why can’t I work up a silly nerve to talk no shit

Like a square peg, stuck in a hole, I just don’t fit

Cuz I’m a loser, not a schmoozer

And a no luck woman cruiser

Not a wheeler or a dealer

She’s on a pedestal and I’m a kneeler

I’m a loser and a boozer

I’m a loser, not a schmoozer

Never ever gonna be a chooser

The prince of fools, the king of pain

It’s enough to drive a poor man insane

I’m lookin' hard but I fear

Another lonely night bartender gimme a beer

Why do I even try, I get the same old line

She said my boyfriend’s much bigg than you

I said what a waste of time

Oh my God that girl just winked at me

So I worked up my courage, feels like I’m gonna pee

I said baby, she just froze

She said did your mother dress you

Where’d you get those clothes