I Am So Much Better Than You At Everything - Darren Criss

You put on pants one leg at a time

But I’m already wearing pants

(And they’re perfectly tailored)

You get your baked goods from the mall

But all of mine, they come from France

(That's a country in Europe, from a shop you’ll never find)

We, we were born

To be different

I mean literally, when I was born

I got more than you were given

(So it’s not my fault, you can’t be mad when I say)

I am so much better than you at everything, everything

I am so much better than you at everything, everything

You look into your mirror

But my mirror only looks at me

(My mirror wants to bone me, but it can’t 'cause it’s a mirror)

You keep on doing push-ups

While I get buff eating mac 'n' cheese

(With overpriced lobster and truffle 'cause I’m worth it)

Some people say

I’m a genius

(Which comes from the Greek word for Latin)

And other people will say

Yeah, they’re right, I’m in fact a fuckin' genius

(I'm not saying I’m a god, but I’m not saying I’m not a god)

I am so much better than you at everything, everything

I am so much better than you at everything, everything

And even when you sneeze

God blesses me, he blesses me

And even when you sneeze

God blesses me, he blesses me, he blesses me

I am so much better than you at everything, everything

I am so much better than you at everything, everything

And it’s not that I’m superior

It’s just that you’re inferior

You can try and try, but

Trying’s useless, just give up

You know the truth is

I am so much better than you at everything, everything

Everything