(There's Not Enough Songs About) Squash - Darren Hanlon

Why do I bother I don’t know

I’ll turn off my radio

Day after day

The airways are awash

With songs of ones in love

And those who are out of

There’s just not enough songs about squash

Maybe to you it’s just a game

Somewhere you heard the name

Not for the claustrophobic

A pastime for the posh

Without sounding too peculiar

If it’s a cardiovascular

You’re after then you can’t go past squash

Netball, t-ball, orienteering

Are all worth a second hearing

Football, handball, four-in-a-square

Are all good but they just don’t compare

I hope I’m speaking clearly

Because there’s no not nearly

Enough songs about squash

Oh no it’s raining

We’ll have to cancel tennis training

But look here, never fear

Throw down that mackintosh

I know a game under a roof

It’s just four walls and the truth

It’s fun, rain, hail or sun

It’s squash

Red dot, green dot, yellow dot ball

Try and bounce it off the wall

Headband, wristband, fuzzy handled racket

Can’t some DJ play a squash song in their bracket?

Though I’m not trying to fool ya

It’ll either kill or cure ya

It’s squash

You see there’s not enough songs

There’s not enough songs

There’s not enough songs about squash

There’s not enough songs

There’s not enough songs

There’s not enough songs about squash