All Tan Everything - Das Racist, Heems

The white man can’t even go outside

He’ll get a disease

I’m talking about how like

White people can’t even go outside into the sunlight

Without contracting a disease

Like that skin cancer

Got their SPF3000s

Can’t even go out into the sunlight!

What good is that?

So they stay in their computer shorts

On their computers

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All tan everything, all brown man

Sound man, sit down man,

sit down man

All brown skin;

Young Melanin

Melle Mel, melding malleable my metal shit

All tan man, Mantan Moreland

Demand more land, more ends, more land

Tan John Belushi in Coogi, dipping in Coochie

Tan Chris Farley in Gucci smoking on doobies

Tan Three Stooges,

your style amateur

All tan botanical fanatic;

saboteur

With the Thandie Newton-type tan chick

Your man sick,

I’m known to eat a sandwich

Last tan nobleman of the last apocalypse

On the metropolis, an acropolis, poppin' shit

Out my esophagus, no, my voice box

Das Racist, we kinda like rap noise pop

Mad rhymes, finna blow up like landmines

All tan everything, shout out to tanlines

All tan

khaki king

, last white mogul

All you see is rupees when you Google

Rubies in his doo-doo, emeralds in his turban

Nervous, swervin' in the Suburban in Durban

All tan mans, stay tangent to Tanzania

With a Mia Farrow-looking sparrow to help me re-up

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All tan everything, Charles Chan everything

San Fran, New Millennium Minstrel on instrumentals

Eating lentils with

Yentl and gentiles

Textile, tactile, black child, white child

White owls, Black and Mild, crack vial

Stat from mild, Geena Davis, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice

Oops!

Zoinks!

Needle zooks!

Danny Devito in Roots, Burton comma Levar

Come as you are, Afro-Italo Cuban cigar

Follow me, follow me now, Toucan Sam

One hundred percent human clan

Kick it like new Van Damme

Damn, man, I see your crew ran-ran

Kool A-D, Hi-C, Juice Man

Cool tan, man, hyphy, ooh, damn, it’s true fam

Running with more zebras than the zoo, man

Like the Blue Man Group except «Brown Man» and not «Blue Man»

Yeah figs on a table, call me Mabel Dodge Luhan

Two man in Peggy Noonan’s booty with Bruce Banner

While Ann Coulter rocks the shit out with two hands

Ooh damn, Insane Brown Posse, soul dudes

Apolo Ohno’s bro homo soul patch is so cool

Yo fool, break yourself from your Pro Tools

Plus your Fruity Loops,

new dance, do the booty droop

On to the next one: now, do the booty scoop

Do the booty up, do the booty-ooty-alley-oop

Scooby-Dooby doo on the Bally so my fanny’s cute

I’m my own identical cousin, just call me Patty Duke

I’m stuntin' like my daddy do

«Thug Life» right above my Natty Ice tatty too, stupid

Tan cards, tan cars, all tan everything