Who Drank the Beer While I Was In the Rear - Dave Bartholomew

Who drank my beer while I was in the rear?

Who drank my beer while I was in the rear?

Point out that low-down moocher

I’m gonna dislocate his future

I walked into this bar room

With my pipes as dry as chalk

I bought myself a beer

Then I had to take a walk

While I was gone some no good John

Had drank up my last dime

I never thought a man

Would stoop to such a petty crime

Who drank my beer while I was in the rear?

Such dealin’s call for action

I’m demanding satisfaction

A beer don’t just evaporate

Or scoot off like a fly

It don’t got legs to walk away

Which proves that there’s a guy

One of you fellas at the bar

Who drank a beer for free

Be honest with me boys

Point the buzzard out to me

Who drank my beer while I was in the rear?

Point out that low-down moocher

I’m gonna dislocate his future

As far back as my memory goes

I’ve been a friend to man

When one was down and I was around

I’d lend a helping hand

Won’t one of you gents with good intent

Please do the same for me?

Replace my beer so I’ll still love

And trust humanity

Who drank my beer while I was in the rear?

Such dealin’s call for action

I’m demanding satisfaction