Me and Ole C. B. - Dave Dudley

I was riding this eighteen-wheeler before those fading lights

Never paid much money cause I couldn’t make much time

There used to be a running battle between old Smokey and me

But now I got a six-foot Shakespeare me and old CB

Well tonight I got the front door can’t always have the rocking chair

Pig Pen’s got that back door closed just told me on the air

Just checked out the westbound and Road Hawk says she’s clean

Looks like a money making run for me and old CB

Ace the blue-eyed Indian still runs with Single Drive

Old Single Drive is a ratchet jaw but he keeps the night alive

And Jolly Jack at Beaver Dust checking covers on the seat

We looking for a red Pinto me and old CB

There goes Circle City Peddler boy he’s getting fat

He make is turn in Derby Town I couldn’t live like that

The Chicken Coop is open and so is D.O.T

Appreciate the info Cisco me and old CB

The California Devil he’s down at marker 25

He just hollered breaker, breaker man them bushes are alive

So comb your hair their taking pictures down at 23

We’ll give them a great big bye-bye smile me and old CB

Now just look at that four wheel Fairlane just blew off my back door

Old Smokey gonna get him boy that a big 10−4

Now Hawkeye’s had the hammer down since Nashville, Tennessee

He just saved some green stamps thanks to me and old CB

Hey Paul from Shaky City he’s talking to a bear

He’s coming on his own little quewpie doll he said you sound like a little

pretty face

I wish he would give me a breaker I tell her to go on down to 3

He might be running single like me and old CB

Windy City Charley he’s down at marker 9

I just checked my 20 I ain’t running far behind

Me and this eighteen-wheeler we just about home free

Made damn good time didn’t pay one fine me and old CB

Aw that’s a big 10−4 there old buddy yes sir got the Road Runner out there

This is the Continental Cowboy we’re gonna take her on in there and get between

them sheets and sleep, sleep, sleep

Keep the shiny up put the old greasy down see you on the flip side