Backwoods Nation - David Bazan

Calling all rednecks to put down their sluggers

And turn their attention from beating the buggers

To pick up machine guns and kill camel fuckers

Backwoods nation

Calling the doctors of spin and the smoke screen

To whip the new hate-triots into a frenzy

Of good versus evil ignoring the history of the

Backwoods nation

Ain’t it a shame

When due process

Stands in the way

Of swift justice

Calling all frat boys to trade in their hazing

Their keggers and cocaine

And casual date raping

For cabinet appointments

And rose garden tapings

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