Leave The Bottles On The Floor - David McWilliams

Late last night my bride came by

Tell me that she’d let me high

She didn’t even make me cry

I wasn’t even worried

I told her not to mind at all

That I would take it and play ball

I hope she don’t have far to fall

When she finds out 'bout Mavis

Leave the bottles on the floor

'Cause I won’t live here anymore

I’ll be livin' right next door

With Mavis

We used to play kings and queens

Play at ball upon the green

And man, you should have heard her sing

To think it might be ovr

Now, Mavis she knows where I’v been

And she don’t try to fence me in

She plays ball, and she drinks gin

I think it’s her I’ll marry

So you can leave the bottles on the floor

'Cause I won’t live here anymore

I’ll be livin' right next door

With Mavis