Shit Happens - Dayglo Abortions

This' a little diddy

That I never wrote

I farted in the toilet

Note by note

Don’t worry

Shit happens

Eh, I don’t know

How about this…

When I was a little kiddy

My mommy she would tell me

Even the world’s best laid plans

End up in the garbage can

We got a saying around our house

Your shit’s in a knot

Your head should be in a noose

High blood pressure

And an early death

Is all it’ll get you so

You might as well accept that

Shit… happens

Shit… happens

It happens, it happens

Shit… happens

Don’t worry

'Cause shit will always happen

So ya had a little party

While your parents were away

Guess you figured

Everything would be okay

35 skinheads and a rugby team

Drank your dad’s liquor cabinet clean

Best friend’s brother was a biker

So you hired his gang

For the bouncers

Started wrecking your place

So you called the cops

The cops get in your face

And destroy your house you see

Shit… happens

Shit… happens

It happens, it happens

Shit… happens

Don’t worry

'Cause shit will always happen

I’m not saying it’ll

Always be like this

There’s something to think about

While I take a piss

I whip out my dick and

I point it at the hole

I then relax and

Let the pressure flow

An extra stream

Will start to squirt

Right up in the air

And on my shirt

But I won’t be mad

Nor get uptight

'Cause it happens like this

Every fuckin night

Shit… happens

Shit… happens

It happens, it happens

Shit… happens

Don’t worry

'Cause shit will always happen