Money Is a Problem - Dean Martin

Money is a problem is a problem

A problem on the rich can comprehend

If money is a problem is a problem

I wish I had

A couple of problems to spend

If I just had a little bit of time to spare

I could form a society for the protection of the poor unhappy millionaires

(Money is a problem is a problem)

A Texan begins to learn it when he’s two

(Money gets you in a spot just once you start without)

(And you cannot buy another person’s heart with it)

So how come them that has it hates to part with it Money is a problem (Is a problem)

But say the word and I’ll gladly trade problems with you

(You would) Like that

If I were a millionaire (If you were a millionaire)

I’d buy me a couple of yachts real quick and keep one as a spare

If I had a lot of loot (If you had a lot of loot)

I’d find me a tailor to whip me up a platinum pin-striped suit

He who steals my purse steals trash the wise men say

But that’s 'cause wise men ain’t got nothing anyway

(Money is a problem)

(A problem that only wealthy folks pursue)

(We know from where you stand a million bucks is fine)

(But too much gold can burn you just like too much sun)

I don’t want to be a millionaire

I just want to live like one

Money is a problem is a problem

And any millionaire will tell you it’s true

Boo hoo

And any millionaire will tell you it’s true