Saddam Hussein - Dick Valentine

Now listen boys and girls

It’s an interesting world

Sometimes you gotta cut your way through the cane

For instance 2004

When the casualties of war

Were being washed away by the television rain

They shouted fear through a can

Gave us a new boogie man

And they assured us he was quite insane

So we sent in the soldiers

The sexy, sexy soldiers

To introduce that boy to a little pain

Hey

And what are we gonna find on his computer

And in the Pentagon I hear there’s a

jar just waiting for his brain (Yes)

Which one of you boys is going to step up and be the shooter

Of Saddam Hussein

Now they told us that we got 'em

Around the time we hit the bottom

I felt good, ‘cause you know hated the son of the bitch

I said «If you got chips then bring them

Let’s watch the hangman swing him

Lord don’t it feel good to finally scratch this little itch.»

How many Kuwati brides are chained up in his palaces

I don’t know

And how much of his madness can be explained

Oh no

How much do you think we could get for his priceless chalices

Hey

How much for the skin suit of Saddam Hussein

Now it’s all just white noise

We brought home most of our boys

With the exception of the thousands who were slain

And like so many of you

I dream in red, white and blue

And I think Abel had it coming from Cain

But a spectre came and shook me in the

middle of the night (In the middle of the night)

And I hope that I never see his face again (Oh no)

And nothing could ever prepare me for the sight it showed me

Of Donald Rumsfeld with Saddam Hussein

Now the voters on side

There’s no end to this ride

And there’s a cloven hoofed doctor on this drain

And when George W. Bush

Paints a portrait of his feet

You can see the wheels of freedom turning in his brain (Yeah)

There’s a young boy in the Falkland Islands (Yeah)

And there’s another one fighting the bulls in Spain (Yeah)

From the cliffs of Dover all the way up to the Highlands (Yeah)

I know that one of them gonna grow up to be the next Saddam Hussein

Yeah… yeah… yeah…

Hey… yey… yey…