From The Used Bin - Diesel Boy

I once snorted cocaine

Off of Gwen Stefani’s ass

I used to ride around in limousines

And flash my backstage pass

I hung out at the Viper Room

With Manson and Dave Grohl

I took X with Billy Corgan

Partied down with Courtney’s Hole

Did yoga with Madonna, smoked blunts with ODB

I rescued some Tibetans with the Boys Beastie

Is this thing on?

Hey hey check check

I once opened up for Beck

And everyone from sea to shining sea

Knew my face when I got on MTV

I used to pose for paparazzo

With Alanis on my arm

I seduced this gorgeous model chick

With my fame and not my charm

I headlined last years Lilith Fair

Just me and my brassiere

Sang songs for sweaty college girls

Spin’s artist of the year

I even wrote a song with that guy from the Fugees

Got doper rhymes than Master P

I went cruising with Dr. Dre

He tried to kiss me- thought I was gay

And everyone from Detroit to Yellowstone

Knew my face from the cover of Rolling Stone

I never thought it would end like this

People act like I don’t exist

I went from A-list to blacklist

Just another casualty

Another answer on Jeopardy!