Captain Asshole - Direct Hit!

Any time that you want, I’ll be there with cape in arm

To flaunt my magic mask, my gadget belt and boots

Everyone thinks that they’re cooler than your suit

Yeah, everyone runs baby

But you gotta remember, everyone runs baby, especially when under pressure

Everyone’s fun baby, but they always remember

How your dumb, done maybe, let me give you a refresher:

Yeah, I run baby, but you gotta remember

It ain’t fun baby as the world’s only defender

I’m the one baby that’ll never surrender

No I won’t

Any time that you need, I’ll come around and listen up to every word

And heed every yarn that comes out of your mouth

Even if you go and suggest we head south

But everyone runs baby

Yeah you gotta remember, everyone runs baby especially when under pressure

Everyone’s fun baby, but they always remember

How you’re dumb, done maybe, let me give you a refresher:

Yeah, I run baby, but you gotta remember

It ain’t fun baby as the world’s only defender

I’m the one baby that’ll never surrender

No I won’t