Average Wank Fam - Dirty Dike, Mr Key

Yah!

Piss on your fucking face!

How’d ya like me now

Whats up wankman, pusman, softman, slugman, Sergeant Shit

Hip-hop, suck my cock

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It goes cock-slot, sloshpot, average wank

I shat my pants at the taxi rank

Flagged a caravan, in the back a plan

Shagged your rancid nan with a shandy can

Fuckman havin it in Amsterdam

With a fat bag of chang and a handi-cam

Yeah that’s the plan

Wham-bam thank you ma’am

You get backhand slapped with a rancid palm

Blam-Blam!

All up in your face with my pork

Cause I’m Eggman holdin down the door with the walrus

Rawless!

That ain’t ID

And bruv you dont want to test cause your mates might see

Your face get penetrated with HIV

Cause I be Bogman all up in your face like beef!

You ain’t baked like me

My cock tastes like cheese!

So microwave my pie and bake my beans!

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Slap the oppressor gettin rugged on a rough tip

Ridin to battle on the belly of a fuck pig

Juicin my pus just to spread it on my crumpets

One-tit, Two-tit, pig’s got nuff tits!

Sixteen and a thick piss stream

Man I sip Jim Beam as my fit bitch cleans

And fuck big tits I’m a shit-tits fiend!

With a map full of pins where my skinny dick’s been!

All city blood

All pretty sluts listen up

SMB’s all sick as fuck

Balls drippin blood

Walrus a bitta pus bit of rough with a bad crowd

Little Miss Piss givin love to the smack crowd

Back Down!

Macked out with a fat crown

Blacked out lookin smacked out with my pants down!

I had a wank at my nan’s house

Damn, I better get back in my tank now

Baitman the gangster

Spaceman the wanker!

Wasteman came in a cape in the stanza

Salaryman with a crate full of champers

Rapeman will shag you

Safeman will thank you

Sergeant Shit he ain’t changin his pampers

Drop turds in the fast lane in a tractor

Wankman’ll wank on a plate full of pasta

Wankman’ll wank on an eigth of your ganja

Wankman wanked on the plane to Alaska

Wankman’ll wank on your face if he has to!

Pissman, pusman, pigman, fuckman

Policeman, Bogman, slugman, nuffman

Bigman, buffman, milkman, postman, snowman

Smacked out tramps now ya know man

Pissman, pusman, pigman, fuckman

Policeman, bogman, slugman, nuffman

Bigman, buffman, milkman, postman, snowman

Smacked out tramps now ya know man

Hip-hop, suck my cock

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