Live Like A Loser, Die Like A Hero - Discipline

They call him a walkin' bottle of beer

He stinks like hell, nobody wants him near

Joe has just one passion in life

Boozing away his days is his only strife

Live like a loser, Die like a hero

He knocks at my door, asks me for a dime

Why don’t you fuck off joe

And stop wasting my time

I don’t feel one cent of pity for you

Nobody does, we all hate you!

Live like a loser, Die like a hero

Making lots of noise, every night

Joe and his bottles get into a fight

So everybody is gonna be glad

When good 'ol Joe is finally dead!

Live like a loser, Die like a hero