Do I Play Hockey - Don Cherry

So there I was, over in Paris

Eating wine and drinking cheese

And this guy comes up to me and he says

«Where are you from?»

Well, I says «Yeah, I’m from Canada»

And he says «Zoot Allure, mon Dieu, you are from Canada?

Do you play hockey?»

And I says «Do I play hockey?

Well, I play Air hockey, Ball hockey, Barn Hockey, Bubble Hockey, Field hockey,

Floor hockey, Ice hockey, Kitchen hockey, Road hockey, Roller hockey,

Table hockey, Twist hockey

And I play hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey,

hockey,

hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey all the time!

Take shots!

So there I was way out in California

And this guy comes up to me and he says

«Where are you from dude?»

Well, I says «Yeah, I’m from Canada»

And he says «Wow!

Where are you from dude?»

And I says «Look I’m from Canada»

And he says «Wow.

If you’re from Canada?

Do you like, play hockey?»

And I says «Do I play hockey?

So there I was way down under in Australia

And this guy comes up to me and he says

«Where are you from?»

Well, I says «Yeah, I’m from Canada»

And he says «Do right, honey child.

If you’re from Canada?

Do you play hockey?»

And I says «Do I play hockey?

He shoots.

He scores!