The Healthy Song - Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

Fish and chips

Steak and beef

Grapes and eggs

Steak, eggs, uh Are you hungry?

You look to be a bit hungry

No Doot doot doot doot

Lots of people get hungry

That’s your body

Hungry comes from your body

Get off me But your body, it must’a have to be healthy!

What’s that?

A tasty snack!

You don’t wanna go and eat a snack like that!

Greedy to eat all that

You’ll end up with your teeth all grey!

Doot doot doot doot doot

Doot doot doot doot doot to be healthy!

Food is talking

Let’s get healthy now!

Hello?

You need to know what’s right from wrong

You see, the body is like a special house

With blood, hair, and organs in the different rooms

Oh look, there’s Mr. Bladder in the basement, haha

What?

Now food comes in through the chimney (mouth)

And goes from room to room, greeting the different organs!

Hello!

Now, the good, healthy food is very nice and polite to the organs

And so is invited to stay, for the party!

Yay!

But the bad, not-healthy foods are very rude!

And must leave through the catflap

Rude!

That doesn’t make sense!

Doot doot doot doot doot

Doot doot doot doot doot to be healthy

Hello?

What’s that?

A tasty snack!

You don’t wanna go and eat a snack like that!

Greedy to eat all that

You’ll end up with your gums all grey!

Yeah, but something’s wrong!

Exactly!

How do we know which ones are the healthy foods to eat?

Well, that’s easy!

The food groups can easily be sorted using the simple health shape

Choosing normal, plain-looking foods

Such as bread, cream, white sauce, and aspic

Keep the body ticking over just nicely!

Isn’t that right?

I need to go!

But wait, what’s this?

Fancy, show-offy foods

Like cooked meats, fruit salad, soil foods, and yolk!

Ugh!

These foods will clog up the body with unnecessary detail!

Oh no look, it’s all broken and on the floor

Everything tastes great

But maybe we should wait

No!

Before we put it on the plate

Enough!

Or it could be too late, for you

I don’t wanna do this anymore!

I choose a pizza slice

Bread and cheese taste so nice

What’s that, a pizza slice?

But you’re better off with plain white sauce!

What’s that, plain white sauce?

Plain white sauce makes your teeth go grey!

Doesn’t matter, just throw it away!

Why not try something else on your tray?

Uh, what’s that?

A lovely pie?

But you’re gonna end up sad inside!

Ugh, sad inside!

You’re gonna make me sick!

Why not choose some ice cream cake?

But ice cream cake makes your kidney spleen!

What’s that, your kidney spleen?

Kidney spleen makes your teeth go grey!

Well, everyone has their teeth go grey

Just eat yeast and it’ll go away!

But how much have you had today?

Too much yeast makes your teeth go grey!

How about some onion paste?

Looks like fun, have a taste!

That wasn’t onion paste

You shouldn’t eat food from a stranger’s plate!

A stranger’s plate!

A stranger’s plate!

A stranger’s plate!

A stranger’s plate!

A stranger’s plate!

A stranger’s plate!

A stranger’s plate!

A stranger’s plate!

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A stranger’s plate!

A stranger’s plate!

A stranger’s plate!

A stranger’s plate!

A stranger’s plate!

A stranger’s plate!