The Love Song - Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

Have you ever wondered why we’re here?

What’s it all about, you’ve no idea

And everywhere you look all you see is hatred, and darkness, death and fear

But you know it doesn’t have to be That I hate you, and you hate me

'Cause even though we’re different, it doesn’t make a difference

And we can live in harmony

No, you don’t know who I am But maybe I could hold your hand

And together we can understand about love

Huh?

I feel tingly!

Yes, that’s love, my friend

And it’s time for you to learn all about it!

(Love is a place, love is a thing)

(Love is a place, love is a thing)

(Love is a place, love is a thing)

(Love is a place, love is a thing)

And do you ever feel like life’s unfair,

'Cause everybody hates you, and no one cares?

But if you follow me, maybe you’ll see

That love is everywhere

What is love, is it in the sky?

No, it’s a feeling, deep inside

Because I’m hungry

No, you’re lonely

I can see it in your eyes

I don’t understand.

Don’t worry!

You will soon

Come and meet some of my friends, they know all about love

Come on, just over the rainbow!

Oh look, there he goes, flying through the sky

Maybe we should follow him, or we’ll get left behind

Yes, but there’s lots of chicken left

And I’d like to eat the chicken

I’d also like to eat the chicken, let’s do that instead

So here we are with all my friends

And they love you, all of them

Yes, we do It is true

We love you

And you love us too!

I love you too, furry boy

Hee hee, harder!

Now we’ve eaten the chicken, I don’t know what to do Maybe we should look for our friend

Isn’t that what friends do?

And we have finished the chicken picnic

To love each other, is to care

To be kind, and to share

I love my friend so I give him a hug

I made this for you, 'cause I love you so much

I love my pet, 'cause he’s a crab

I love this tree and I love this stick and I love this bug

No no no, that’s not how it’s done

You must save your love for your special one

My special one?

Everyone has a special one

Even me?

But I am lonely

Yes, it’s true!

But do not worry

You’re confused, but that’s okay

Let me put it another way

This is the story of Michael, the loneliest boy in town

This is the story of Michael, the ugliest boy in town

Ugly and weak

They called him a freak

So he lived on his own underground

He lived on his own underground

He lived on his own underground

You see, everyone has a special one

Even Michael!

You heart beats hard like a big love drum

Calling for your special one

So be patient!

'Cause just maybe

Your special one will come

He’s made for her and she’s made for him

That’s the way it’s always been

And it’s perfect, and it’s pure

And it’s protected with a ring

That’s the way that all love goes

Like a flower it grows and grows

And it’s forever and forever

And now we all worship our king, our king

Huh?

(Our king)

His name is Malcolm

(Our king)

He is the king of love

(Our king)

We must feed him

(Our king)

We must feed him gravel

(Our king)

Or he becomes angry

(Our king)

Mmm, gravel

(Our king)

And this is your chance to start anew

(Our king)

And all we’re asking you to do

(Our king)

Is change your name and clean your brain

(Our king)

And forget anything about you ever knew

(Our king)

And your heart will find its home

(Our king)

And our love will never go

(Our king)

Now wear this ring, and join the king!

(Our king)

And you will never be alone