The Headcracker - Double XX Posse

Yo, BK, whattup G?

Yo man, lemme tell you what happened to me the other night,

Right?

I was at my man’s house watching the basketball game…

Stepped outside to the store,

The police rolled up on me and told me I wilded somebody!

Word!

Cold cracked my head man.

Lemme tell you how it went…

The headcracker, the headcracker, the headcracker

The headcracker, the headcracker, the headcracker

It was a Saturday in May and we was coolin at the crib-o

Checkin out the game between Chicago and the Knicks

Sippin on a forty ounce and eatin some chicken

It wasn’t Kentucky Fried, but it sure was finger lickin

Then I said, «Yo G, we need some more brewski.

So dig into your pockets and come out with some money.

A dollar bill a piece, that’s enough to get it started.

I be right back y’all,"and then I departed

I stepped out the door and headed straight for the liquor store

Recitin a funky rhyme well on the way as I go

I saw this cutie-pie with some light brown eyes

And told her she was lookin hotter than the 4th of July

And then out of nowhere the cops rolled up

And said, «Put your hands up»

I said, «Huh?

What?»

Now they got me locked up for no reason at all

And everything was gettin hecitic so I asked to make a call

They told me not now, but maybe later if you could

I told em they was buggin and they misunderstood

They ran into my cell and threw me down on the ground

And started stompin on my back and told me not to make a sound

They hit me with a 1−2-3−4-5−6

A 7−8 a 9 or 10 and I was through buggin

I laid there in pain and more quiet than a church mouse

With speed knots growin on my head like rocks

And then they finally told me I was there for a robbery

That happened thirty minutes just before they spotted me

But I was at my homey’s house watchin the game

And if you call his number they would tell you the same

The police laughed and said to tell it to the judge

But in the meantime kid, ya betta not budge

My pops bailed me out and told me he was ashamed

That I could get myself arrested and disgrace his name

I told him, «On the strength, you know me better than that!

This is a bad situation just because I’m black.»

I’m not the only brother to have a bright red jacket

And why did they have to beat me up and look at me laughin

They even told me that they had an eye-witness

But she never showed up, so the judge said, «Dismiss this.»

And then I told him how they beat me and kicked me

And all he had to say is, he couldn’t do nothin for me

I had to file a formal complaint against the city

And go against the cops for police brutality

Now if you’re not familiar with the word headcracks

It’s anything that’s kind of shocking or amusing, word

A funny type of saying is a headcracker

A fly cutie getting high is a headcracker

Your best friend having AIDS is a headcracker

Your lil sister turning tricks is a headcracker

Your girlfriend playing dirty is a headcracker

Yusef Hawkins being murdered is a headcracker

Vanilla Ice making records is a headcracker

And gettin robbed for your money is a headcracker

Yo BK, you know what I’m saying man?

Word is bond, I’m trying to stay in the house from now on man.

I ain’t even goin outside ya know

Yo man let’s pack up the ring thing

Get the Kingpin, my man Pete, and lets roll out aight?

Peace… see-ya!