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Newspaper—The Daily Herald!

Octagon is back—people are going Octagon-crazy

This morning—people have went Octagon-crazy

The newspaper—newspaper!

People are delivering the formal’s newspapers in your back yard

Octagon-crazy

Number one story today—Octagon went crazy

I was writing Octagon in an Octagon-hat

With Octagon-underwear, taking an Octagon-bath

With Octagon-soap, my Octagon-motorcycle made by Octagon Bikes

Stand up late in Octagon Heights living that Octagon-life

Wiping the girls off with Octagon-baby-wipes

Using the Octagon-washing-machine to dry

Octagon-coats on Octagon-hangers

Octagon-posters made Octagon famous

The Octagon-germ became quite contagious

Left people upside-down, taking Octagon-painkillers

Octagon, to everybody so familiar

Octagon-condoms, with Octagon-tampons for women

Became a frenzy

Octagon-gasoline, people use it when their motors go empty

Octagon-dog food with Octagon-cat food

Did ya’ll read Octagon News?

People going Octagon, fool

With Octagon-girs and Octagon-dudes

With strippers even dancing with G-strings in Octagon-boots

People said Octagon went crazy

He lost his mind, they said he was in a mental hospital

They said he was throwing all of his hair out

They say he was in there eating his own dog food

They say he was in there eating his own cat food

They said Octagon went crazy crawling up on the ceiling

He was crawling down the ceiling

Wearing boots, talking to the news crew on his bluetooth

Octagon-rice with Octagon-beans with Octagon-shrimp

Octagon-Stadium where The Octagons play

I hear it every day, Octagon-Arena with Octagon-orchestra

Octagon-milk backstage for every age

Octagon-surgery for people who need an Octagon-face

Octagon-belts for Octagon-waists

Octagon-curtains, everything Octa-refurbished

Octagon-turtles—and don’t forget the Octagon-gerbils

Everything got the world going in Octagon-circles

Hey, are you coming with Octagon again?

I said, Are you coming with Octagon again?

Are you really coming?

(Please, leave me alone)

Octagon, Octagon, Octagon Octagon

Octagon, Octagon, Octagon, Octagon

Put one leg on the wall, and one leg on the floor

Do the Octagon, do the Octagon

Do the Octagon, do the Octagon