UNI - Dream Mclean, The Last Skeptik

Woah-woah-woah-woah-woah.

Yeah… Skeptik

Yeah, my niggas, my niggas, they just wanna see me make it

I’ve got a chance and they wanna see me take it

My bitch, my bitch wants me to see her in her new outfit but shit,

I just wanna see her naked

Hoes wanna holler me on Facebook, when they saw my page and it’s 'Sorry miss,

I’m taken'

There’s only so many times I can get God’s busy tone before I start hollering

at Satan

And my team, my team think I’ve gone without 'em

I can see them right there, opposite, adjacent

One of thousands aiming for the stars but there’s not enough space like a

rocket in a basement

I ain’t cocky, I’m complacent

No wait, I’m amazing, I’m on another wavelength

I asked myself what I thought of the new EP, bruv honestly you raped it

I dropped out of college in the first year so I’ve either gotta win the lottery

or make it

And they say that the train journey will take half the time if you don’t stop

at every station

But my destination is proper domination of Earth, I ain’t stopping at the nation

The world is my campus, to learn you must have lived

And I just.

Take a puff then pass it, let’s keep the zooty moving

Put the kettle on would you darling, I feel a brew is brewing

'Cause we some college dropouts living just like we’re uni students

Travel the universe on that la-la-la-la-la-la…

To every girl I drove crazy, please don’t hate me

Blame it on this haze, got me so hazy

Blame it on this cocaine, got me cocainy

I’m so wavy, fuck you, you don’t pay me

Don’t rate me

I’ve spent a lot of time on my own lately

Praying I don’t go astray and I get home safely

As I go straight wherever the road takes me

And if I need more paper when I’m done for

I’ll chop my tree down and climb up doors

'Cause even when you’re winning, you can wind up poor

Thinking 'Fuck me, this ain’t what I signed up for'

Shit, where’s all your groupies gone?

Where’s all your gold and your rupees gone?

Fuck you gonna do with them new Vuittons

Where’s your producer gone?

You need a new hit song

I’m just out here tryna avoid sober

You thought you was the boy 'til the boy showed up

My life’s a BBC 1 doc', complete with David Attenborough voiceover

A very rare, very-very rare way

Cherry airwaves, you can smell them in the air

you can call me

It’s our year every year, yeah

Take a puff then pass it, let’s keep the zooty moving

Put the kettle on would you darling, I feel a brew is brewing

'Cause we some college dropouts living just like we’re uni students

Travel the universe on that la-la-la-la-la-la…

Yeah, the gaff needs tidying

But we’re gonna play Fifa, fivers in

Get high again, yeah we smoke that (La-la-la-la-la-la…)

Yeah we smoke that

What you studying?

I’m studying the universe

I do the hook, have a break, do the verse

Then I do the burst (La-la-la-la-la-la…)

Take a puff then pass it, let’s keep the zooty moving

Put the kettle on would you darling, I feel a brew is brewing

'Cause we some college dropouts living just like we’re uni students

Travel the universe on that la-la-la-la-la-la…

You alright over there?

Puffing the zoots there.

Do you wanna pass that maybe?