If My Bong Could Talk - Dune Rats

Speaking way to long, just hit the fucking bong

You’re always gonna leave nothin' till it’s gone

Too much choppin' not enough of puffin'

We can’t free you

If my bong could talk, it’d say YOU STINGY FUCK

If my bong could sing, it’d say LA LA LAA

Waters getting gross, so slowly as it roasts

If you’re going green, looking like a ghost

I’m not stopping, fill it to the top and

We can’t free you

If my bong could talk, it’d say YOU STINGY FUCK

If my bong could sing, it’d say LA LA LAA

If my bong could talk, it’d say YOU GET A JOB!

If my bong could sing, it’d say FA LA LA LA LA LAA

Nothin' but weed

Nothin' but green

Now we can really breathe

We’ve got nothin' green

Nothin' but weed

Now we can barely breathe

If my fridge could fuck, it’d go OHH OHH OHHHHH!