Hollywood Carver - DZK

I slip a pill in the cup of Miss Hilary Duff

And when she wakes up taped up I be drilling her muff

Probably still in a buff when I finally kill her

And dump her body off a bridge stuffed in a rug in the trunk of my truck

What?

I’m a butcher carving Hollywood up

Used to be average but I practiced stabbing hookers

Cause I couldn’t find the address of that faggot Ashton Kutcher

And yeah I sell crack, I’m Ben Affleck’s hook up

So look up if you happen to be on Roe-Day-O

That my ass pressed the glass see my A-hole?

I’m shocking every actress with shopping bags

And making 'em drop 'em, that’s when I take 'em and rob 'em

I hit 'em with a taser in the neighborhood jogging

You wake up in a basement where your kidney is gone

And some people say my hustle is a serious problem

Cause I steal black toddlers and Madonna adopts them

Yeah — I’m coming for y’all suckers

Hitch hike to Hollywood, with strange truckers

And I’m stealing cars, on the boulevard

I hit a superstar hard, quick to pull a car

I’m in your mansion I bypassed security

I got your butler at gunpoint serving me

And your assistants dead, and your maid is dead

And I’m eating all your pets laying your bed

I’ll put a fucking cleaver up to Justin Bieber

And threaten to fix his haircut while Ushers screaming «NO!»

And beat the Tequilia out of Tila for no other reason than

The fact she lacks any talent but breathing

I am the illest villain alive chilling

Hiding in the air ventilation system of the Hilton building

'Bout to kidnap Paris and her sister

Than bill their filthy rich parents millions

A handsome ransom then vanish

The phantom who reappears in the Hamptons with hand cannons

I’m dedicated just bombed 80 homes

In a row trying to kill the baby

Of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, I may be insane

I never had a solid role model

Always sniffing airplane model glue from the bottle

Yeah — I’m coming for y’all suckers

Hitch hike to Hollywood, with strange truckers

And I’m stealing cars, on the boulevard

I hit a superstar hard, quick to pull a car

I’m in your mansion I bypassed security

I got your butler at gunpoint serving me

And your assistants dead, and your maid is dead

And I’m eating all your pets laying your bed

I drop an anvil on Avril Lavigne

Like in a cartoon scene, I’m far too mean

Ram Star Jones with my car 2, 3, or 4 times

Or more till it’s hard to breath from laughing

Watch Brooke Hogan get his ass kicked

Wait?!

We talking bout that fat kid

Stop your fucking lies

Man that’s a trick, she probably got her dad’s dick

I’m a rude dude I’d eat the witherd prune shoot Reese Witherspoon

Poops through, spew puke a few screws loose in my noodle

If one falls out I chew through, lose a tooth in my fruit loops

Shoot hoops with Magic Johnson, kidnap him

Lock 'em up in my cabinet and trap him

And make him give his highly contagious virus

To Dane Cook

I fucking like Miley Cyrus

Yeah — I’m coming for y’all suckers

Hitch hike to Hollywood, with strange truckers

And I’m stealing cars, on the boulevard

I hit a superstar hard, quick to pull a car

I’m in your mansion I bypassed security

I got your butler at gunpoint serving me

And your assistants dead, and your maid is dead

And I’m eating all your pets laying your bed