Eat My Goal - Jive Bunny and the Mastermixers

I know no woos

I know you’re no fools

We’re in love with the beautiful game with no shame

That’s cool, true, but jump in the queue

Complete time brothers with the peak time tools

Can’t hide

Caught offside

Down with the art and the pride

I know you got soul

I know you can eat my goal

Cos us be a gratue i’ve been told

In the nick of time, nick of time

Make a fine rhyme sick of mine

Given up the possibility to resign

Making out i know something you don’t

Making out you’d cope with a joke but you won’t

Admit to being a big tooth

Spoon full of rapture, rhymes as it hits you

May or may not be amused

No ask me cos me plain bemused

Say Ho (ho)

Say Ho wo (ho wo)

Say Eat my goal (eat my goal)

Say eat my goal (eat my goal)

Say Ho (ho)

Say Ho wo (ho wo)

Say Eat my goal (eat my goal)

Say eat my goal (eat my goal)

Looking for a saviour to save ya

From a lack of knowledge

This little fella won’t get you through college

Yeah knowledge is fine, but the party’s mine

No no ask me about summer so

Let everybody in the house say disco

Got things to say all about having nothing to say

I never have my way

The new part team of mum won’t move into ma home

To play sport and to forget to call their mums on the telephone

Use some bass, lower the tone, lower the tone

Don’t ask me cos me not know

Serious question spoken in a joke

And with the mind of a lesser spotted bloke

That won’t make you choke

Say Ho (ho)

Say Ho wo (ho wo)

Eat my goal (eat my goal)

Say eat my goal (eat my goal)

Say Ho (ho)

Say Ho wo (ho wo)

Eat my goal (eat my goal)

Say eat my goal (eat my goal)

Say Ho (ho)

Say Ho wo (ho wo)

Eat my goal (eat my goal)

Say eat my goal (eat my goal)

Say Ho (ho)

Say Ho wo (ho wo)

Eat my goal (eat my goal)

Say eat my goal (eat my goal)