Dirty Ball - Electric Six

I heard a rumor that you

died and went to hell but

it was too cold for you and

you never kiss and tell

So you came back up to me

just lookin' for something to do

now aren’t you glad you found me?

Have I got just the thing for you

Put your dirty love in a ball

and bounce it off me

Push me up against the dirty wall

and squeeze it out of me

My stance is too wide for that stall

Are you gonna out me?

Put your dirty love in a ball

and bounce it off me

Your face was a petunia

Your body was glistening

I tried and tried to tell ya'

but you weren’t listening

You don’t seem like yourself

IS something wrong with you?

Cause I’ve got just the thing

to turn your grey skies to blue

Put your dirty love in a ball

and bounce it off me

Push me up against the dirty wall

and squeeze it out of me

My stance is too wide for that stall

Are you gonna out me?

Put your love into a dirty ball

and bounce it off me

Cool times and tasty love await you

Good vibes and Budweiser invade you

Thank god my ball will never hate you

Bounce!

Bounce!

Like a dog that don’t come when ya call

So goes my bouncing dirty ball

When love gets angry and love gets mean

You’ll need a ball that’s never clean

Like a double down when stakes are high

My dirty ball will never die

When love consumes you in its fire

Let the bouncing ball bounce you higher

Let the bouncing ball bounce you higher

Let the bouncing ball bounce you higher

Let the bouncing ball bounce you higher

Let the bouncing ball bounce you higher!

Put your dirty love in a ball

and bounce it off me

Push me up against the dirty wall

and squeeze it out of me

My stance is too wide for that stall

Are you gonna out me?

Put your love into a dirty ball

and bounce it off me

Cool times and tasty love await you

Good vibes and Budweiser invade you

Thank god my ball will never hate you

Thank god my ball will never hate you

Thank god my ball will never hate you

Thank god my ball will never hate you

Thank god my ball will never hate you

Thank god my ball will never hate you

Thank god my ball will never hate you

Thank god my ball will never hate you

Thank god my ball will never hate you

Thank god my ball will never hate you

Thank god my ball will never hate you

Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

Never hates you!

My ball will never hate you!

It never hates you!