Kids Are Evil - Electric Six

Daddy needs a car like your momma

And you don’t need that knife any more

You can write another letter to Obama

But you can’t play the youth card no more

The kids are evil

And they are talking to us in a language I don’t understand

The kids are evil

And now we’re covered in dust

While I was staring at your Instagram

They use words of kindness to kill

They use each other to get their fill

And when they’re done doing what they’re gonna do to me and you

Then they’re gonna turn on each and hilarity will ensue

The kids are evil

And there’s more than them than us

I guess it’s war

The kids are evil

They’re taking over the bus

And went and shut the front of that store

And it’s gunna take a lot more than a talking to

You’re wasting your time if you’re think you’re getting through

There’s nothing more here anyone can do

So just give 'em what they want

And let them dig a hole to fall into, yeah!

Pre-disposed, Pre-disposed to the naughties clothes

It’s the life that you chose

And so it goes, so it goes

There’s not enough tape here to tape their mouths shut

So take us back to the days

When we could spank their little butts and kick 'em in the nuts…

The kids are evil

And they’re proud of it

In a very sick and twisted way

The kids are evil

And they’re shouting it out

To anyone who cares what they say