You're Toast - Electric Six

Pump and dump down the old country road

Drove up from Miami with an oversized load

When it’s my reputation on the line, I implode

I implode, I repeat, I implode

Hey!

'Cause you can’t emote

What you ain’t made rote

There’s no antidote

Plead you’ll find the note

And it goes to the one

Who praises the Probst

And if you hesitate, lover

You’re toast, you’re toast, you’re toast

Suckers standin' around for my ground-and-pound

It’s more comprehensive than a beatdown

And by the code of the road, now you’re dutybound

We’ll be sure to surround you with clowns

Hey!

Firing only duds

Suckers bleedin' blood

The unkindest bud

Chewin' nasty cud

And the fire only comes for the folks on the coast

And if you’re one of them, lover

You’re toast, you’re toast, you’re toast

At the frontier of my government wage

I can’t get a loan on account of my age

When I feel threatened I can dish out the rage

I’d best bid you adieu and disengage

Disengage

'Cause you can’t emote

What you ain’t made wrote

There’s no antidote

Plead you’ll find the note

And it goes to the one

Who praises the Probst

And if you hesitate, lover

You’re toast, you’re toast

Firing only dust

Suckers bleedin' blood

The unkindest bud

Chewin' nasty cud

And the fire only comes for the folks on the coast

And if you’re one of them, lover

You’re toast, you’re toast, you’re toast

You’re toast, you’re toast, you’re toast