I'll Never Fall in Love Again - Elvis Costello, Burt Bacharach

What do you get when you fall in love?

A guy with a pin to burst your bubble

ThatЂ™s what you get for all your trouble

IЂ™ll never fall in love again

IЂ™ll never fall in love again

What do you get when you kiss a girl

You get enough germs to catch pneumonia

After you do, sheЂ™ll never phone you

IЂ™ll never fall in love again

IЂ™ll never fall in love again

DonЂ™t tell me what itЂ™s all about

Ђ™cause IЂ™ve been there and IЂ™m glad IЂ™m out

Out of those chains those chains that bind you

That is why IЂ™m here to remind you

What do you get when you give your heart

You get it all broken up and battered

ThatЂ™s what you get, a heart thatЂ™s shattered

IЂ™ll never fall in love again

IЂ™ll never fall in love again

Out of those chains those chains that bind you

That is why IЂ™m here to remind you

What do you get when you fall in love?

You only get lies and pain and sorrow

So for at least until tomorrow

IЂ™ll never fall in love again

IЂ™ll never fall in love again

IЂ™ll never fall in love again

IЂ™ll never fall in love again