Scary Movie - Eminem, Bad Meets Evil

You want to make a movie?

We got the film right here.

(Royce 5'9)

Yeah!

I’m one of those pretty rappers

Fuck if I really have to Ill really slap you

King of Detroit

Who they namin' tha city after

(What?) Scandalous partners

Whose grammar hammers the hard shit

Into your heart with content

You don’t want to start wit

Expert, bad and evil is comin soon

MCs get stuck headfirst back into their mother’s womb

This shit is written

In my eyes I’m the illist MC spittin (what?)

Leavin all of you cats shittin kittens

I got to diss you

My niggaz be cockin pistols

Shot and split you

Fuck splitten the profits wit you

(What?) 6 percent?

All you niggaz is just pretend

Clicks for clicks

Pussy niggaz stick wit dicks (what?)

(What?) Niggaz act bully and blast for the fast penny

My auto is fully, plenty of niggaz packin semi

Speak darts, yo you get paid rhymin about it is the sweet part

You cant be street smart Wit a cheap heart

5'9 a street nigga wit deep feelin (What?)

I keep illin my steez willin to keep killin (What?)

Fuck rap, a lot of y’all all is just acts

Trust that, you rhyme all wack on rough tracks

Bust!

Then we all black when you bust back at Fuck that, you get blast at, you get laughed at And I’ma gonna spit thunder, (What?) stick to my gunz

Niggaz is finished before their gimmicks, one hit wonders

Big balls, that why when I spit your click stalls, I’ma pit bull

I’m just dog, I’m just raw, (What?) Split y’all holla «It's on!»

Then I diss y’all, all you niggaz get pissed on and claim your pissed off!

(eminem and royce)

Y’all want drama

Wanna make a scary movie

Rappers comin in wit they team

And carry toolies

You can jump right out of the screen and barely movie me We hard-hitten directing the starrin in it

(eminem)

The one man on the planet that’ll drive off the grand canyon

Hop out of Grand Dam and land in a hand-stand

Any man planin a battle will get snatched out of his clothes so fast

He’ll look like an invisible man standin

I’m headin for hell

Id rather be dead or in jail

Bill Clinton hit this, and you better inhale

Because any MC that chooses to go against me Is getting taken advantage of like Monica Lewinski

(Leave me alone)

Came home in a friendsie

Pushin a 10 speed, screaming to Aunt Peg (Aunt Peg!)

With 3 spokes sticking out of my pant leg

Fuck a headache, give me a migraine, Damn it!

I like pain

You should be anywhere that I might gain

You rap knowin you wack

You act up I throw u down a flight of steps

And then throw you back up them

If they don’t like the track then fuck them

The rap struck them harder then gettin hit by a Mack truck

And then backed up on Any half ass known rapper to trespass better

be ready for the second Celebrity Deathmatch (ding ding)

So, tell the medic to bring the medication in quickly (hurry up!)

I’m sicker than the Tupac dedication to biggie

I’m free fallin feet first out of a damn tree to Stamped your chest so you cant breathe

When I’m down to my last breathe I’m gonna climb

The empire state building and get to the last steep

and still have half left

(eminem)

Bad, the bad

(Royce)

Bad meets the evil

(eminem)

The evil

(Royce)

take the evil with the evil

(eminem)

Put em together

(Royce)

What?

Nine-Nine

(eminem)

Two times, Slim Shady, Royce the 5'9