Elevator - Eminem

There once was a saying that I used to say

Back in the day when I met Dre

I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend proof

That if I went gold, I’d go right through the roof

He said what If you went platinum, I’d just laugh at him

That’s not happening, that I can’t fathom

Eighty something million records worldwide,

Later I’m living in a house with a fucking elevator

Haters getting mad, they done had enough of shady

You slay me, nothing you say matters enough that you shame me Rappers try to play me, they use Hailie as a ukulele

Woopsa that a fucking daisy

That’s an honour who even she knows dada’s fucking crazy

Fucking animal, cookoo, bananas, fucking AV

Maybe it’s because I never had a mother raise me Fuck around and throw a baby at another baby

You may think it’s cause of the way that I was brought up But it’s all caught up to me now, karma’s is in the waters

Every line I ever said has got me in a corner

You might think it doesn’t creep upon ya, but it all does

You wouldn’t listen man, I tried to warn ya when you started

Now your brains all haunted cause of all the shit you thought of Chainsaw slaughters turn your daughters into sawdust

I never thought it’d come to this, I outta just be honest but

Hook

There once was a saying that I used to say

Back in the day when I met Dre

I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend proof

That if I went gold, I’d go right through the roof

He said what If you went platinum, I’d just laugh at him

That’s not happening, that I can’t fathom

Eighty something million records worldwide,

Later I’m living in a house with a fucking elevator

Sorry Lance, Mr. Lambert and Aiken ain’t gonna make it They get so mad, when I call them both faggots

All these fucking voices in my head I can’t take it Someone shut that fucking baby up, 'for I shake it You’re standing adjacent to Jason slash leatherface n'

Together makes 'em, a fucking bad combination

I lashed at the doctor in my last operation

Shoved the weiner snitzel up his ass, hopped away some-

body please stop the patient, get the cops to mase him

Homie, I’m the shizer, pass doctor dre some

I can’t leave the game, I just can’t walk away son

No not-a now, not a chance, not today son

I can’t believe I leave for one breif second

And you pussy queef all over the rap game, naked

And use a leaf to wipe up the crap stains, feck it I just keep saying the same exact saying, check it Hook

There once was a saying that I used to say

Back in the day when I met Dre

I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend proof

That if I went gold, I’d go right through the roof

He said what If you went platinum, I’d just laugh at him

That’s not happening, that I can’t fathom

Eighty something million records worldwide,

Later I’m living in a house with a fucking elevator

Elevator in my house, I’ll smell ya later

I blew the fuck up, a hamster in a microwave-I

Thinkin’about an escalator now, steps, I hate 'em

Told the neighbor step away, then I just pepper sprayed 'em

Yeah, for every time you ride down the street

Or hideout, drive by my house and beep

Like now motherfucker, try now to sleep

Lie down fucker, try countin’sheep

And you’re tryna find out, why now there’s beef?

Mase in your face bitch, cry now pussy

This is my house, all nine thousand feet

So you can suck my dick with Amy Winehouse’s teeth

Then I shove 'em in the elevator, take 'em to the top

Stand above em, just to cut the fucking cable, let 'em drop

Walk an hour to the damn refrigerator, get a pop

While I let 'em fall all the way to the basement yelling stop!

Hook

There once was a saying that I used to say

Back in the day when I met Dre

I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend proof

That if I went gold, I’d go right through the roof

He said what If you went platinum, I’d just laugh at him

That’s not happening, that I can’t fathom

Eighty something million records worldwide,

Later I’m living in a house with a fucking elevator

Outro

Fucking son of a bitch, I can’t believe this shit

This must be all that there is, this must be it Fuckin-A even got a biday

Wash my ass after I shit with gold toilet paper

Dishwasher’s so big, when I’m pissed off

I can just toss a flying saucer in it This shit’s awesome, yeah, fucking elevator

Living in a house with a fucking elevator