The Jester - Enter Shikari

«Err, simmer down, ladies and gentlemen

Simmer down, hey

You’re acting rather irresponsibly right now

Damn you all»

Hold your horses, steady now

'Cause we’re floating precariously

And therefore furthermore frivolously on tectonic plates

And everything we stand on and everything we stand for

Is rather unstable right now

So I think I’ll kill some time and have you done medium rare

But I think I’ll tease my palate with some crudités

Just to prepare

You see, we’ve had a joker in the pack now for quite some time

So I reckon it’s just about time we roast this swine

This is a crock of shit I refuse to be fed

So knuckle down and use your head

Can it sunshine, bottle it up you ponce

Then knock me up a dish with some vol-au-vents

Now I think we should take a leaf from the Romans' book

Throw it up!

Throw it up!

Now I think we should take a leaf from the Romans' book

Throw it up!

Throw it up!

Let’s throw it up and start again

Let’s throw it up and start again

Nicely does it, now

Steady…

Hold, hold…

Target locked

Cop a load of this one

Oh, yeah!

Ah, that was great

My compliments to the chef, I’m very satisfied

So I’ll be sure to dine here again, fine cuisine

The stuffed cheeks were very agreeable

All in all, a splendid spread