Harlequinade - Eugene McGuinness

Cheshire grinning villain of my pantomine

Swagger out your vortex just in time

To catch harlequin and columbine out of costume

Come cobra charmer and crash my gate

Trick or treater swindle me some mdma

And let the slapstick clown swap lipstick with pantaloon

Again and again

And we’re going for the jugular

And we’re going down town

Hopscotch through my playground

Do-do-do

Do-do-do

Do-do-do

Hey de-de bop

Hey de-de bop bop

Hey de-de bop

Hey de-de bop bop

Goddess in an infinity cove

Cuts the caper in a leotard of gold

Does the way she cavort not distort your political view?

Let’s masquerade on the promenade

Let’s foxtrot across your map

It’s a hoedown a showdown a shindig and knees-up too

It’s whatever that you want it to be

And we’re going for the jugular

And we’re going down town

Hopscotch through my playground

Do-do-do

Do-do-do

Do-do-do

No flame burns brighter than yours

No flame burns brighter than yours

Indeed many try

So tie the knot into your tie

Zip your zip and flick your zippo

Light we have the target in our sight

And we’re going for the jugular

And we’re going down town

Hopscotch through my playground

Do-do-do

Do-do-do

Do-do-do