The Hype - Fatty

My knots know not they do not exist

i still grab on them every time i spit

these baggy jeans i guess they just dont fit

«so you musta quit» but baby thats just it

i dont have a dick i have a phantom limb

and i cant f*** you if you cant sin

we’ll see if youre complaining when my hand be in

we know straight chicks fantasies be lesbian

plus your man looks like a pussy and you slept with him

im a pretty manly annie when the lights be dim

i aint callin into question interest in men

but theyre flexin over there you aint addressin them

you wanna mess with them come and flirt with us

straight chicks in the club getting bicurious

and if youre having guy problems i feel bad for you hun

i got 99 problems but a dick aint one

its not hyperbole

the hype you heard of these

flirty nerdy verses with the curses you couldnt believe

she be disturbing my peace

birdy be yearning to meet

me but afterword she be mad when she tweet

fatty you’re a sexist lesbian

most seen with obscene breeder men

the get laid schemes of dykes and men

do often go awry

the quickest meticulous sickest spitter of verses

flipping sh** so quick these kids forget what the words is

its slipping thru my lips in seconds split into thirds

so youre listening to this before the thoughts have occurred

and thats how it works and its the same when im flirting

people call me a jerk because of hearts i start hearting

but i been called worse i prolly will be again

i been encouraging flirts to start deserting their men

plus there’s only one of me and like a million of them

and ladies wanna believe i wanna be more than friends

and i aim to please but i got to be truthful

i aint tryin to see you packin a u haul

now you all you’re beautiful so how can i choose

this whole thing is win win how can i lose

lets go back to my place don’t refuse

one night dont make you gay it just makes you confused