The Freak of Enniskillen - Fiddler's Green

I was born at noon time with bottle in my hand

The midwife screamed and dropped me

'Cause she couldn’t understand

Why a newborn would be wearing ragged clothes right from the start

And instead of lettin' out a cry, let rip a stinkin' fart

I headed for the front desk, on the way I kissed the nurse

Stumbled out the door and hijacked what appeared to be a hearse

I kicked it into gear and put the pedal to the floor

At the pub I hit the brakes, the casket slid out of the door

Go, go, go, rolling down the hill

Go, go, go, come and get your fill

The kindergarten playground was a bore when I arrived

But the kiddies started laughin' when I taught them out to drive

The teacher came a runnin', shook her walking stick at me

I crashed the gate, we all made off, I set the kiddies free

Go, go, go, running down the hill

Go, go, go, come and get your fill

Not a winner, I’m a sinner

I let everybody down

And they spit into my face

I’m a king without a crown

Call me loser, call me boozer

Call me anything you want

Find me creepin', find me sleepin'

In the bars I used to haunt

The Freak of Enniskillen was a liar and a cheat

Always drinkin', up to trouble, wreakin' havoc in the street

But he never bowed his head, he never held his cap in hand

What it was that made him laugh so hard, we’ll never understand

Go, go, go, rolling down the hill

Go, go, go, come and get your fill

Go, go, go, rolling down the hill

Not a winner, I’m a sinner

I let everybody down

And they spit into my face

I’m a king without a crown

Call me loser, call me boozer

Call me anything you want

Find me creepin', find me sleepin'

In the bars I used to haunt

He’s no winner, he’s a sinner

He lets everybody down

When they spit into his face

He’s a king without a crown

Call him loser, call him boozer

Call him anything you want

Find him creepin', find me sleepin'

In the bars he used to haunt

Not a winner, I’m a sinner

I let everybody down

And they spit into my face

I’m a king without a crown

Call me loser, call me boozer

Call me anything you want

Find me creepin', find me sleepin'

In the bars I used to haunt

He’s no winner, he’s a sinner

He lets everybody down

When they spit into his face

He’s a king without a crown

Call him loser, call him boozer

Call him anything you want

Find him creepin', find me sleepin'

In the bars he used to haunt