Zoo Class - Fish

Welcome to the jungle or at least that’s what it seems, You never see the cages

the illusion is you’re free, Every day’s a lesson delivered with a smile To

remind you there’s no future on this planet for a creature truly wild

Zoo class, zoo class, sitting on your ass trying not to laugh in zoo class

Gorillas in the doorway, lizards in the lounge, Offering their camels,

Moscow mules are going down, It’s a long way to the dance floor,

Even longer getting back as the crow flies, even as the crow flies

Zoo class, zoo class, sitting on your ass and trying not to laugh in zoo class

Talk with the animals, fuck with the animals, hump and

Grunt and suck and sweat

Loving like an animal, living with the animals

Tired of the rabbit and pig sick of the cow, dreamed of

Hunting beaver and the balls to fool around

Put a birdie on the bunker she took eagles on the green

And the snake in the long grass ate pussy

And that cat got the cream

Zoo class, zoo class sitting on your ass and trying not to

Laugh

Staring through the glass at the wildlife going past in zoo

Class

Zoo class, zoo class staring through the glass and trying not to laugh in zoo

class

Bears are hunting Wall Street, watching dead cats bounce, The paper tigers

whimper at the clicking of a mouse, The pigs are grilling suspects;

a canary starts to sing, He’ll be swimming with the fishes sure as Pavlov’s

dog drools when that bell starts to ring

Zoo class, zoo class sitting on your ass and trying not to

Laugh

Staring through the glass at the wildlife going past

Pray it lasts forever you pray it’s going to last

Learning Life’s lessons in situ in Zoo Class

Zoo class, travelling zoo class!