Arnold & Willis & Mr. Drumond - Five Iron Frenzy

Straight from the ghetto streets of

Harlem, came two brothers Willis

And Arnold, black goldfish swims

In the bowl, he’s three feet high

Four with the afro.

Stealing

Cookies from the jar

Droppin' water balloons on cars

I hope Mrs. Garret won’t see

Just play sick for Mohammed Ali

The Gooch is coming, to steal

Milk money

Arnold, and Willis, and Mr

Drumond, and don’t forget

Kimberly.

They just cancelled

Dukes of Hazard, Different

Strokes is all I want to see

Way up high in the penthouse

Apartment, making us laugh its

Willis and Arnold.

Mr

Drumond’s got the dough, they

Get to ride in a limo

Different Strokes, its almost time

We just watch 'cause Kimberly’s

Fine.

Half hour long it never fills

Us, when he says, «What you

Talkin' 'bout Willis?».

Write the

Cable company, different strokes

All the time

Mr. Drumond, a man of the

Means, loves two black brothers

They’ve only got the blue jeans