Beautiful America - Five Iron Frenzy

The man on the television said I

Need to drink this, and sleep with

That, in order to be cool.

And

You know that I would do almost

Anything, to be like that guy on

TV.

I know that if I had just the

Right outfit and a hairstyle that

Could be me.

Don’t you know

You can’t be cool if you dress

Dumb, I need to have that 'cause

Everybody’s got one.

I think I’ll

Start smoking, that would make

Me intellectual, that’s what I’ve

Always wanted to be.

I need to

Lift weights, that would make me

More sexual, and that would be

Good for me

In America it’s wonderful, all

You have to do is fake it.

Own

Anything you want, all you

Have to do is take it.

Live for

Today, don’t think about

Tomorrow, have a good time in

America-Gomorrah

What are you looking at, you

Better not make me mad.

I’ll drive

By your house and shoot your

Dog, and mom, and dad.

I don’t

Need you or the Bible or anything

To tell me what is the law.

With a

Good enough lawyer I can do

Anything in Beautiful America

I want to be in America

Okay, For me in America

Everything’s free in America

For a small fee in America