Pre-Ex-Girlfriend - Five Iron Frenzy

She’s so cool it’s almost eerie

She’s so fine I lost all hope

Genetical testing

Something has gone wrong

She should get back in her cage before they find she’s gone

She said she hated Kenny G

That girl is way too good for me

We’ll break up before it starts

She’ll only tear my world apart

Da na na na na na na na na

Pre-ex-girlfriend, that girl is just too fine

Pre-ex-girlfriend, leaving me behind

You might say she’s everything

Just before everything goes wrong

She’s sunshine and lightning

She pulls at my heartstrings

She’s stunning and then she’s gone

The intellect that girl has

She’s saying death to false jazz

Like kryptonite to Superman

She’s here to break my heart again

Da na na na na na na na na

Watch her on the floor tonight

Feel the crush she will incite

Spark of hope she will ignite

A beautiful sight

Softer than the lightest snows

Watch her as the moment slows

In my face the door will close

And there she goes

Guy: Oh, um, hi…

Girl: Hi

Guy: I, um… look, I was across the room

Girl: Uh-huh

Guy: And then I looked over, and I saw you…

Girl: Yeah???

Guy: And, um, I was wondering if…

Girl: Uh-huh…

Guy: Maybe you wanna do… uh… go do something?

Girl: Umm… no

Pre-ex-girlfriend, that girl is just too fine

Pre-ex-girlfriend, leaving me behind

Pre-ex-girlfriend, that girl is just too fine

Pre-ex-girlfriend, leaving me behind