Too Many Dicks (On the Dance Floor) - Flight Of The Conchords

Too many dicks on the dance floor

Too many dicks on the dance floor, too many dicks!

Too many dicks on the dance floor, too many dicks!

Too many dicks on the dance floor, too many dicks!

Going to the party

Sippin' on Bacardi

Wanna meet a hottie

But there’s Adam, Steve and Marty

There’s Billy, Todd and Tommy

They’re on leave from the army

The only boobs I’ll see tonight will be made of origami

Tell the fellas make it understood

It ain’t no good if there’s too much wood

Make sure you know before you go

The dance floor bro-ho ratio

5 to 1, it’s a «brodeo»

Tell Steve and Mark its time to go

Wait outside all night to find

Twenty dudes in a conga line

Too many dicks on the dance floor, easy to fix

Too many dicks on the dance floor, spread out the dicks

Too many dudes with too many dicks

Too close to my shit, too hard to meet chicks

I need better odds, more broads less rods

I came to do battle, skedaddle with the cattle prods

Too many men, too many boys

Too many misters not enough sisters

Too much time on too many hands

Not enough ladies, too many mans

Not enough ladies, too many mans

Not enough ladies, too many mans

Too many mans, too many mans

Too many dicks on the dance floor

Too many dicks on the dance floor (Too many dicks!)

Too many dicks on the dance floor (Too many dicks!)

Too many dicks on the dance floor

Too many dicks, too many dongs

Too many schlongs, now sing this song

Too many dicks on the- Too many dicks on the-

Dicks on the- Dicks on the-

Dicks- Dicks- Dance- Dicks-

Di- Di- Di- Di- Dicks on the dance floor

Too many dicks on the dance floor

Too many dicks on the dance floor (Too many dicks!)

Too many dicks on the dance floor (Too many dicks!)

Too many dicks on the dance floor