Hallelujah Daddy - WHY?

Can’t man this little

Battalion stand up

You plastic cowards!

Who limp my labor!

I’ve… tried…

EVERYTHING!

Re-read the manual, mailed in the rebate-

Only to feel the bottom line inhaling my heels

Can’t bed this box of

Stranger’s straight razors

Loincloths and toolbelts

Can barely lift the thing… is…

DEAD!

Dead to my family, drunk on my junk mail-

I am the only hole black enough to wolf your world

Well, the bells soon’ll ring, yes the siren soon’ll sing, Hallelujah Daddy’s

gonna make it all right!

Well, the bells soon’ll ring, yes the siren soon’ll sing, Hallelujah Daddy’s

got it taken care of!