The Johnny Podell Song - Francis Dunnery

Johnny Podell got a magician up his sleeve

Stealth bomber timing and an overdub’s voice

Good choice in restaurants and good value for money

Handing out love and respect like it was some sort of candy

And I love him oh I love him, cos he reminds so much of me

That’s self-obsession for ya, coupled with extremity

With a stage light in his face when he wakes up every morning

It’s great cos I can switch off when he’s wearing his stage clothing

And I don’t have to be that person that I’ve set myself up to be

So sometimes I’m good for Johnny, and Johnny’s definitely good for me

Walking down 72nd street trying to rent a room to hide

My mind’s on 26th street but my dick’s in the upper west side

I crashed down to Atlantis I was singing a new tune

There’s oceans of them office girls all sitting on a fortune

Holding my tail and sucking on my delinquence

Spitting and praising like they ain’t seen me before

And I love it oh I love it I absolutely love it cos it reminds me that I’m free

That’s chauvinism for ya, coupled with extremity

There’s a new play out on Broadway baby

There’s a new play out on Broadway baby

There’s a new play out on Broadway baby, tonight, and it’s me

Alarm call every 8am to see if I’ve survived

I look to my left and I look to my right to see who’s by my side

And I’m playing with myself again, there’s a woman in my womb

I check my daily reflection and I pull myself around the room

Amanda keeps on calling said she wants to sing my tune

But there’s someone else to play tonight and

Light all my candles and burn all my money and

Let’s I’m not a loser, but I’m winning over finer men

I’m playing a role wherever I go and wherever I think I can

There’s a new play out on Broadway baby

There’s a new play out on Broadway baby

There’s a new play out on Broadway baby, tonight, and it’s me