Artificial Rhonda - Frank Zappa

THING-FISH:

Don’t look OB’DEWLLA!

It’s too horrible!

I b’lieve de muthafucker 'bout to ask

dat rubber girl to dance!

Hey, good-lookin'!

THING-FISH:

See!

I told ya!

May I have this dance?

THING-FISH:

Muthafucker barf me right on outa here, AN' gag me wit a spoon!

What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

Do you come here often?

THING-FISH:

YOW!

HARRY-AS-A-BOY: (singing)

I got a girl with a little rubber head

Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed

She never talk back like a lady might do

An' she looks like she loves it every time I get through

And her name is

F-I-C, I cry

A-L, don’t be shy!

ARTIFICIAL RHONDA

With the plastic pie

Her eyes is all shut in a ecstasy face

I can cram it down her throat, people, any old place!

Then I throw the little switch on her battery pack

'N I can poot it, I can shoot it till it makes her gack!

And her name is

F-I-C, I cry

A-L, don’t be shy!

ARTIFICIAL RHONDA

With the plastic pie

ENSEMBLE:

De boy got a girl wit' a lil' rubber haid

Rinse her out evvy night, jes befo' he go t’bed

He gonna grow up, 'n marry dat trash

Wit a ugly rubber head, an' a 'flateable gash

She jes' de kinda girl dis sucker might need

He’s a little bit dumb, peoples, yes indeed

De boy wanna 'RHONDA', jeffo hisseff!

She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'

She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'

She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'

She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef'