Dancin' Fool - Frank Zappa

I don’t know much about dancin,

Or why I got this song,

One of my legs is shorter than the other and both my feets too long.

Course now right along with 'em,

I got no natural rhythm,

But I go dancin' every night, hopein' one night I might get it right!

(Chorus)

I’m a Dancin' Fool

(Dancin' fool)

Dancin' Fool.

I’m a Dancin' Fool

(Dancin' fool)

Dancin' Fool

When I hear that beat, I jump outta my seat, When I hear the beat cuz' I’m a,

Dancin Fool

(Dancin' fool)

Dancin' Fool

Disco folks all dressed up,

Like theys fit to kill,

I walk on in, see 'em there, I’m gonna give them all a thrill.

When they see me comin',

They all steps aside,

They has a fit while I commit, My Social Suicide!

(Chorus)

I’m a Dancin' Fool

(Dancin' fool)

Dancin' Fool.

I’m a Dancin' Fool

(Dancin' fool)

Dancin' Fool

When the beat goes on I’m so wrong.

Beat goes on and I’m so wrong.

Beat goes on and I’m so wrong.

The beat goes on and I’m so wrong, The beat goes on and I’m so wrong,

The beat goes on and I’m so wrong, The beat goes on and I’m so wrong!

I may be totally wrong but I’m a,

Dancin Fool

I may be totally wrong but I’m a,

Dancin' Fool

(Yowza, Yowza, Yowza)

I got it all together now,

My very own disco flow, hey hey,

My shirts half open, to show you my chains, and the spoon fer up my nose.

I am really something,

Thats what you’d probably say,

So smoke your little smoke, Drink your little drink, While I dance the night

away!

(Chorus)

I’m a Dancin' Fool.

I’m a Dancin' Fool.

I’m a Dancin' Fool.

I’m a Dancin' Fool.

He’s a Dancin' Fool

I may be totally wrong but I’m a,

(Music)

I may be totally wrong but I’m a,

(Music)

I may be totally wrong but I’m a,

(Music)

I may be totally wrong but I’m a, FOOL!

ya.

(hey darlin can I buy ya a couple a drinks???)