Find Her Finer - Frank Zappa

Find her finer, sneak up behind her

Unwrap like a mummy 'til you finally unwind her

Find her, blind her, see who designed her

Act like a dummy 'til you finally grind her

If you should see a girl on the street

Now maybe you might think she is sweet

But if you wanna tickle her treat

Now really what should you do?

Don’t never let her know you are smart

The universe is nowhere to start

You gotta play it straight from the heart

She gwine renunciate you

That’s why you gotta

Find her finer, sneak up behind her

Unwrap like a mummy 'til you finally unwind her

Find her, blind her, see who designed her

Act like a dummy 'til you finally grind her

Now maybe you might think this is crude

And maybe you might think I am rude

And maybe this approach I have spewed

Is not the one for you

But believe me later on you’ll find

As you impress her with your mind

That you will just be left behind

For a wiser fool

So you might as well

Find her finer, sneak up behind her

Unwrap like a mummy 'til you finally unwind her

Find her, blind her, see who designed her

Act like a dummy 'til you finally grind her